April 2013
2 posts
March 2013
19 posts
twelvejammiedodgers-andafez:
on a scale of one to invade russia in the winter
how bad is your idea
internetexplorers:
if you try to call me “sweetie” or “honey” or “sweetheart” when we’re arguing may god help you because i will actually scratch your face off
“The only thing sexier than curves on a woman… Curves on exams.”
– (via dylanliu)
When I look at my call log after a night out
whatshouldwecallme:
every teacher before they draw on the board: im not an artist
February 2013
64 posts
When someone says they can totally outdrink me
whatshouldbetchescallme:
me halfway through shaving my legs: I don't want to do this anymore
Watchmydeaddog:
OH MY FUCKING GOD
When all of my friends look gorgeous before we're...
whatshouldwecallme:
And I’m just sitting there like,
